Fun in the Leaves

Today, the whole family ventured out into the front yard to play in the leaves that had fallen from the trees while I moped about the house. Wish that I could hae found summat to dae to earn my keep but the house was already so completely straight and orderly that I finally decided to just nosh on some Halloween sweets and watch the goggle box. Which reminds me, as soon as I m finished typing out this blog entry, I'd better go and clean up all of the sweets wrappers before Mrs. Williams finds em. Perhaps I'll wait until she is watching and blame the children 4 the dog's breakfast. Anywho, the Williams certainly did seem to enjoy the weather. Mr. Williams captured some memories that thou can c here.

Regards,
William Swilliams Williams
Family Butler

A Trip to the Zoo

On Friday, November 2nd, Mrs. Williams took orf on a relaxing weekend retreat, accompanied by some ladies from her church, leaving Mr. Williams alone with the children 4 the entirety of the weekend. I might hae been there to assist when necessary, but I had a touch of the sniffles and so I left Mr. Williams to fend 4 himself. (Poor bugger.) As I understand it, they survived the weekend, suffering sod all but a little damage to their bees and honey bags. According to the children, they ate donuts and sweets 4 most of the weekend and ventured a trip to the zoo.

Regards,
William Swilliams Williams
Family Butler

Halloween Perks

Halloween was a smashing holiday for the Williams family. At least from what I can tell from the pictures. They all left me here alone. I was supposed to hand out sweets to the little vampires and power rangers that happened by, but instead I turned out the porch light, watched a little goggle box and ate all the sweets myself. Ha! And they said there would be no perks. The Williams’ children were dreadfully cute in their costumes. Emma went as Snow White, Noah went as a zebra and Caeden as a monkey. I have posted a picture so you can see. You can sneak a peek at the photo album too.

Regards,
William Swilliams Williams
Family Butler

The Pumpkin Patch

On Saturday, October 2oth, the Williams took orf to some pumpkin patch across town, leaving me to sulk around the house. Looked fancy a beautiful day. They brought gaffe a pumpkin shortly after that, but I learned it was a hormone pushing import from the grocery store, not a local, all natural, slightly pitiful vegetable of choice locally grown and cared 4 through the ruthless drought of '07. Doesn't matter becuase the darn thingamajig still sits in the garage un-jack-o-lanterned. Next, they'll be telling me to take it down to the dump because it won't fit in the garbage can...

Regards,
William Swilliams Williams
Family Butler

Allow me to Introduce myself...

Wotcha.

My name is William Swilliams Williams, and I fill the position of family butler 4 the Williams'. I haven't much to dae because the Williams r bleedin' tidy and ordered people whose three children r bleedin' well behaved and quiet almost all of the time. I m therefore starting this blog to fill some of my spare time. In it, I will comment on the happenings here at the Williams' residence in the hopes that yeh, the reader, may glean wisdom from their example.

Regards,
William Swilliam Williams
Family Butler